注册 登录  
 加关注
   显示下一条  |  关闭
温馨提示!由于新浪微博认证机制调整,您的新浪微博帐号绑定已过期,请重新绑定!立即重新绑定新浪微博》  |  关闭

方寸洞人

子在川上曰逝者如斯夫

 
 
 

日志

 
 

【原创】夸那口  

2010-04-12 18:10:15|  分类: 小演唱 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

  下载LOFTER 我的照片书  |

 

                                                           (群口快板)

 

                           甲上:春天里来百花开,

                                     俺那口爱抽红塔山。

                           乙上:春风吹得百花俏,

                                     俺那口爱抽金熊猫。

                           丙上:春天里来百花香,

                                      俺那口就吸新大光。

                          丁上:春天吹得百花舞,

                                      俺那口离不了丝绸路。

                                齐:四个当家都抽烟,

                                       都和香烟结了缘,

                                       每天工作在烟里边,

                                甲:访

                                乙:  销

                                丙:配

                                丁:送

                                        到年底

                                        光荣红花挂在胸前。

                                甲:俺那口子他姓高,

                                        烟草公司搞营销,

                                       态度和蔼满脸笑,

                                       服务用语离不了,

                                       顾客进门先问好,

                                       请字当头把话聊,

                                       我们公司的品种全,

                                       我先给你做介绍:

                                       高档香烟有大中华,

                                       还有邓小平抽的大熊猫。

                                       玉溪香烟品味高,

                                       经常抽它受不了。

                                       中档香烟有金熊猫,

                                       现在的市场正走俏,

                                       低档香烟价钱少,

                                       丝绸大光都需要,

                                       红白喜事用大光,

                                       钱少能把事办了。

                                       他虽然没学过麻衣相

                                       来人不问也知是哪行,

                                       西装革履是老板,

                                       他要抽的是红塔山。

                                       锃亮的小车开进来,

                                       此人是公家的办事员,

                                        高档香烟帮他搬,

                                       是去应酬搞公关,

                                       每年的顾客千千万,

                                       都把老高来称赞。

                                乙:俺那口子叫兴盛,

                                       起早搭黑把烟送。

   甲、乙、丁(白):去送礼,想当官?

                               乙: 下乡镇,到村庄,

                                       送货上门当货郎,

                                       既要访,又要销,

                                       访销预约得做好,

                                       既受苦,又受累,

                                       有时晚上还不能睡。

                               齐:去年隆冬数三九,

                                       大雪纷纷路难走,

                                       路上积雪半尺厚。

                                       俺那口送货到锡崖沟,

                                       过岭东、营盘、榆树沟,

                                       王莽岭上北风吼,

                                       吹得汽车都发抖,

                                       挂壁公路不能走,

                                       汽车下去要翻筋头,

                                       万丈深渊鬼见愁,

                                      你说这路还能走不能走?

                               乙:兴盛和大伙一碰头:

                                      不能失信让等候,

                                      肩挑人扛也得走,

                                      滑倒起来不回头,

                                      终于把烟送到锡崖沟。

                                      沟里人把他们留,

                                      他们说啥也要走,

                                      汽车还在岭上头,

                                       明天还要下冶头。

                                     返回的路上天已黑,

                                     大山里的野兽抖了威,

                                      那边沟里野狼嚎,

                                      这边山上的豹子恶。

                                      身上冒汗头发炸,

                                       壮着胆子唱起歌,

                                      唱得四壁齐应声,

                                       他们唱来大山和,

                                      唱得野狼不敢动,

                                      这歌声它从来没听过,

                                      他们唱到山顶上,

                                      打开手机问老婆:

                      男(白):(胖他娘!我还在王莽岭,

                                        你还没休息?

                                        胖的作业做了吗?

                                        天气变化要注意自己的身体。

                              女 :我还在等你,

                                        王莽岭上风大路滑,

                                        你也没带大衣,千万保重。)

                                        一句话暖他心窝窝,

                                        知冷知热是老婆。

                                        回来已经天大亮,

                                        他马不停蹄又到冶头去送货。

                              丙丁:俺那口子在稽查队,

                                        专查烟草辨真伪,

                                        查市场,看摊位,

                                        看烟草的来路对不对。

                                        那晚上,电话响,

                                        急急忙忙起了床,

                                        接到命令有情况,

                                        穿戴整齐下了乡,

                                       过六泉,到嘴上,

                                        拦住烟贩论短长。

                                        亮证件,把政策讲,

                                        一点余地没商量。

                                        烟贩子,开了腔:

                                        好老弟,交个朋友怎么样?

                                        你睁一只眼把我放,

                                        这里的好处够你享。

                                        俺那口子不吃素,

                                        他们张牙舞爪就呈强。

                                        你敬酒不吃吃罚酒,

                                        扔到沟里喂了狼。

                                        说话间,

                                        摆开架式动了手,

                                        鲜血染红了烟草装。

                                        这时候,

                                        拉煤汽车笛笛响,

                                       帮助老公擒恶狼。

           甲乙丙丁(齐):俺那口子为了烟,

                                        每天为国做贡献。

                                        俺给那口准备烟,

                                        也算为他做贡献。

                       (画外音)什么烟?

                                        五十年代恒大烟,

                                        六十年代金钟烟,

                                        七十年代前门烟,

                                        八十年代牡丹烟,

                                        九十年代是云烟,

                                        现在拿的是熊猫烟,

                                        最好还是少吸烟,

                                        要吸就吸正牌烟。

                                                                     (幕落)

  评论这张
 
阅读(130)| 评论(0)
推荐 转载

历史上的今天

在LOFTER的更多文章

评论

<#--最新日志,群博日志--> <#--推荐日志--> <#--引用记录--> <#--博主推荐--> <#--随机阅读--> <#--首页推荐--> <#--历史上的今天--> <#--被推荐日志--> <#--上一篇,下一篇--> <#-- 热度 --> <#-- 网易新闻广告 --> <#--右边模块结构--> <#--评论模块结构--> <#--引用模块结构--> <#--博主发起的投票-->
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

页脚

网易公司版权所有 ©1997-2017